December 2011
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“Wouldn’t you agree it would be nice to lose (read: if you lost) ten pounds?”
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WatchNeeded to let off some steam. This is the result. I feel a little better now.
In case you’re dubious, this is sober.
Emalkay- “When I Look at You” (Sduk Remix)
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If I'm not on this week
Someone send out an Amber Alert. Not for me, but for Wifi, as I can’t find it.
If I am on, be grateful. Bitches.
In other news, displaced cartilage in the jaw strikes again. TMJ: If you don’t have it, you can’t commiserate.
Anyway, personal chronic problem.
WatchWatch me put in earrings/re-pierce my ears. The process took three minutes. I know you guys are intrigued. That is why I uploaded it.
Enjoy the light, Jewish intergenerational pre-dinner political conversation in the background.
Extra points if you recognize the lithograph(s) behind me.
And scene.
Zanotti’s bought. Achievement unlocked.
Can you really put a price on this, though? →
You can? Oh.
All of you, start chipping in. Alms or I’ll instate a Tumblr tithe. Followers are followers.
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humancomputer asked: can you be my internet girlfriend. i promise im not unattractive
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fullspeedroar answered your question: “Bon Appetit” Belt. Yes or no? A $280 yes?
unnecessary
Truth, because I imply it. Keep it subtle.
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She could go lower than i ever really thought she could,
Face down, ass up! The top of your booty jiggling out your jeans, Baby pull your pants up, I like it when i see you do it, Better than i ever seen it done before, A lot of women drop it to the ground, But how low can you go? Lower then your mama’s ever seen it in her lifetime, Never would’ve imagined did not even in her right...
America's Next Top Sociologist →
saintjohn:
Via Slate:
Ashley Mears embedded as a model. Then an NYU grad student in sociology, Mears had an idea what she was in for. She’d modeled in college, and knew that she still met the narrow physical requirements for the job. But this time around, she took notes after walking runways and attending casting calls. She interviewed other models as well as the industry tastemakers who...
Hm. I need stronger coffee.
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would this be a smart purchase or a dumb one?
http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/161559
911, what is your my emergency?
I NEED TUNES RECOMMEND MUSIC NOW I HAVE A LONG FEW DAYS AHEAD OF ME
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Anonymous asked: Wow, with that kind of eloquent response, you should be an author or critic. Your obvious intelligence has made me genuinely curious; what would be your "ultimate dream" scenario for a career?
Anonymous asked: So, do you aspire to be a model?
kestrrel asked: you are such a cute 5 yr old. love me please? <3 5eva
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foucaultscat replied to your post: today’s thoughts
yep
yep.
today's thoughts
-fuck online shopping
-fuck malls
-fuck the “holiday season”
-fuck boring breaks
-i realize when im not working that i like working, but then drag my heels when i am
-i had more control over my perspective when my hard drive was down for two days
-the internet is a great thing and a horrible thing, just like most everything
-fashion parades itself as something that will...
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nipplewhores answered your question: cadaviary replied to your post: omg w h u t such…
do it! omg! plz! u so hot bb. i luv ur wet pussy.
argument valid.
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NO you guys
i won’t stoop that low
not tonight
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cadaviary replied to your post: omg w h u t such an enthusiastic response am i…
NOODZ
they’re probably already on Is Anyone Up
but what’s your argument?
NO why am i even pretending to consider this
i love the internet
but i dont trust it
omg w h u t such an enthusiastic response
am i being sarcastic? i d o n t e v e n k n o w
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the amount of bored i am right now
should i post photos/videos of myself?